• NFL Dallas Cowboys If You Don’t Like Cowboys Merry Kissmyass Ugly Sweater.jfif

NFL Dallas Cowboys If You Don’t Like Cowboys Merry Kissmyass Ugly Sweater.jfif

NFL Dallas Cowboys If You Don’t Like Cowboys Merry Kissmyass Ugly Sweater.jfif

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NFL Dallas Cowboys If You Don’t Like Cowboys Merry Kissmyass Ugly Sweater.jfif

NFL Dallas Cowboys If You Don’t Like Cowboys Merry Kissmyass Ugly Sweater.jfif

$36.95
$36.95
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Description

Ready to tackle the holiday season with some serious team spirit and a side of sass? Our NFL Dallas Cowboys 'If You Don't Like Cowboys Merry Kissmyass' Ugly Sweater is here to make your Christmas gatherings unforgettable. This isn't just a sweater; it's a statement, perfect for dedicated fans who love their team and aren't afraid to show it with a laugh.

What Makes This NFL Dallas Cowboys Ugly Sweater Epic

This eye-catching NFL Dallas Cowboys Ugly Sweater blends festive cheer with bold fan pride. Featuring a playful design that includes the memorable 'Merry Kissmyass' phrase, it's crafted from a soft, comfortable cotton blend that’s perfect for all-day wear, whether you're watching the game or rocking around the Christmas tree. Available in a range of sizes to ensure a great fit for every fan.

Who Rocks This NFL Dallas Cowboys Ugly Sweater Best

This NFL Dallas Cowboys Ugly Sweater is for the ultimate fan who lives and breathes Cowboys football, especially during the festive season. It's the ideal outfit for ugly Christmas sweater parties, game day celebrations, or just spreading some cheeky holiday cheer. Looking for a unique gift? Surprise a fellow Cowboys enthusiast with this humorous piece of fan apparel.

With each NFL Dallas Cowboys Ugly Sweater, you are contributing to creating a green tree.

To keep your NFL Dallas Cowboys Ugly Sweater looking its best, machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low. Avoid ironing directly on the design to preserve its bold statement for many seasons to come.

Official SG Fulfillment 3D Catalog

Official 3D All-Over-Print Apparel Size Guide (Inches & CM)

Select Garment Type Above • Switch Units:
INCHES (IN)CENTIMETERS (CM)
3D T-Shirt (TX)3D Hoodie / Zip / Sweatshirt (LAF/LZIP/LWY)Hawaiian Shirt (JGCY/JCY)Ugly Sweater (ZWY)3D Polo Shirt (HPO/PYO)Baseball Jersey (EBEJ)Bomber / Fleece Jacket (BMJ/WAF)Baseball Jacket (BJ)Hockey Jersey (EY)Basketball Jersey (LBX)3D Long Sleeve (CX)
Unisex 3D All-Over-Print T-Shirt (Code: TX)
Unisex T-Shirt Chart • Regular Fit • Sizes XS to 6XL (Inch & cm)
SG Code: TX
Measurement XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL 6XL
Length 26.80 in 29.92 in 30.70 in 32.28 in 32.67 in 33.07 in 34.64 in 35.82 in 37.00 in 38.18 in
Bust 32.30 in 37.00 in 41.73 in 44.88 in 48.81 in 52.75 in 56.69 in 60.62 in 64.56 in 68.50 in
Shoulder 14.60 in 16.92 in 17.71 in 18.89 in 20.07 in 21.65 in 22.83 in 24.01 in 25.19 in 26.37 in
How to Measure (3D T-Shirt TX):
• Length: Measure from highest point of the shoulder seam down to the bottom hem.
• Bust: Measure across the fullest circumference of the chest.
• Shoulder: Measure across shoulder seam to shoulder seam.
Unisex Sweatshirt & Hoodie (Codes: LAF / LZIP / LWY)
Sweatshirt & Hoodie Chart • Unisex Fit • Sizes XS to 6XL (Inch & cm)
SG Code: LAF / LZIP / LWY
Measurement XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL 6XL
Length 26.37 in 27.16 in 27.95 in 29.13 in 30.31 in 30.70 in 31.49 in 32.28 in 33.85 in 34.64 in
Chest 37.79 in 40.94 in 44.09 in 48.03 in 51.96 in 55.11 in 59.05 in 63.77 in 68.50 in 70.07 in
Shoulder 16.53 in 17.71 in 18.89 in 19.68 in 20.86 in 22.04 in 23.22 in 24.40 in 25.59 in 26.37 in
Sleeve 26.37 in 26.37 in 26.77 in 26.77 in 27.55 in 27.55 in 27.95 in 27.95 in 28.74 in 29.52 in
How to Measure (Sweatshirt & Hoodie):
• Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder seam down to the bottom hem.
• Chest: Measure full chest circumference.
• Shoulder & Sleeve: Measure shoulder seam-to-seam and shoulder to cuff.
Official SG Fulfillment 3D Hawaiian Aloha Button-Up Shirt (Codes: JGCY / JCY)
Material: Woven Polyester / Four-Way Stretch • Camp Collar • Sizes S to 6XL
SG Code: JGCY / JCY
Measurement S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL 6XL TOLERANCE
1/2 Bust (Flat) 20.9 in 22.2 in 23.6 in 25.2 in 26.8 in 28.3 in 29.9 in 31.5 in 33.1 in -/+ 1.0 in
Chest (Full) 41.7 in 44.5 in 47.2 in 50.4 in 53.5 in 56.7 in 59.8 in 63.0 in 66.1 in -/+ 1.0 in
Length 28.3 in 29.1 in 29.9 in 30.7 in 31.5 in 32.3 in 33.1 in 33.9 in 34.6 in -/+ 1.0 in
Shoulder 17.9 in 18.7 in 19.5 in 20.5 in 21.5 in 22.2 in 23.0 in 23.8 in 24.6 in -/+ 1.0 in
Sleeve 9.3 in 9.4 in 9.6 in 9.8 in 10.0 in 10.2 in 10.4 in 10.6 in 10.8 in -/+ 1.0 in
How to Measure (JGCY / JCY):
• Chest / Bust: Measure across the fullest part of the chest (or laid flat × 2).
• Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder seam down to the bottom hem.
• Fit Tip: All 3D garments are cut & sewn to order. If you prefer a looser fit, order 1 size up.
Unisex Ugly Christmas Sweater & Sweatshirt (Code: ZWY)
Sweatshirt & Hoodie Chart • Crewneck Holiday Fit • Sizes XS to 6XL (Inch & cm)
SG Code: ZWY
Measurement XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL 6XL
Length 26.37 in 27.16 in 27.95 in 29.13 in 30.31 in 30.70 in 31.49 in 32.28 in 33.85 in 34.64 in
Chest 37.79 in 40.94 in 44.09 in 48.03 in 51.96 in 55.11 in 59.05 in 63.77 in 68.50 in 70.07 in
Shoulder 16.53 in 17.71 in 18.89 in 19.68 in 20.86 in 22.04 in 23.22 in 24.40 in 25.59 in 26.37 in
Sleeve 26.37 in 26.37 in 26.77 in 26.77 in 27.55 in 27.55 in 27.95 in 27.95 in 28.74 in 29.52 in
How to Measure (Sweatshirt & Hoodie):
• Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder seam down to the bottom hem.
• Chest: Measure full chest circumference.
• Shoulder & Sleeve: Measure shoulder seam-to-seam and shoulder to cuff.
Official SG Fulfillment 3D All-Over-Print Polo Shirt (Codes: HPO / PYO)
Material: Bird-Eye Mesh / Milk Silk • Button Placket / Quarter-Zip • Sizes S to 6XL
SG Code: HPO / PYO
Measurement S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL 6XL TOLERANCE
1/2 Bust (Flat) 20.1 in 21.1 in 22.6 in 24.2 in 25.8 in 27.4 in 29.1 in 30.7 in 32.1 in -/+ 1.0 in
Chest (Full) 40.2 in 42.1 in 45.3 in 48.4 in 51.6 in 54.7 in 58.3 in 61.4 in 64.2 in -/+ 1.0 in
Length 28.0 in 28.7 in 29.9 in 31.1 in 32.3 in 33.5 in 34.3 in 35.4 in 36.2 in -/+ 1.0 in
Shoulder 18.1 in 18.9 in 19.7 in 20.5 in 21.3 in 22.2 in 23.0 in 23.8 in 24.4 in -/+ 1.0 in
Sleeve 8.5 in 9.1 in 9.3 in 9.6 in 10.0 in 10.2 in 10.6 in 11.0 in 11.2 in -/+ 1.0 in
How to Measure (HPO / PYO):
• Chest / Bust: Measure across the fullest part of the chest (or laid flat × 2).
• Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder seam down to the bottom hem.
• Fit Tip: All 3D garments are cut & sewn to order. If you prefer a looser fit, order 1 size up.
Official SG Fulfillment 3D Baseball Jersey (Code: EBEJ)
Material: Breathable Mesh Jersey Fabric • Full Button-Down • Sizes XS to 6XL
SG Code: EBEJ
Measurement XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL 6XL TOLERANCE
1/2 Bust (Flat) 18.9 in 20.5 in 22.0 in 23.6 in 25.2 in 26.8 in 28.3 in 29.9 in 31.5 in 33.1 in -/+ 1.0 in
Chest (Full) 37.8 in 40.9 in 44.1 in 47.2 in 50.4 in 53.5 in 56.7 in 59.8 in 63.0 in 66.1 in -/+ 1.0 in
Front Length 26.8 in 28.0 in 29.1 in 30.3 in 31.5 in 32.7 in 33.9 in 35.0 in 36.2 in 37.4 in -/+ 1.0 in
Back Length 28.0 in 29.1 in 30.3 in 31.9 in 33.1 in 34.3 in 35.4 in 36.6 in 37.8 in 39.0 in -/+ 1.0 in
How to Measure (EBEJ):
• Chest / Bust: Measure across the fullest part of the chest (or laid flat × 2).
• Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder seam down to the bottom hem.
• Fit Tip: All 3D garments are cut & sewn to order. If you prefer a looser fit, order 1 size up.
Official SG Fulfillment 3D Bomber Jacket & Sherpa Fleece Hoodie (Codes: BMJ / WAF / WZIP)
Material: Quilted Polyester / Plush Sherpa Fleece Lining • Sizes S to 5XL
SG Code: BMJ / WAF / WZIP
Measurement S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL TOLERANCE
1/2 Bust (Flat) 21.5 in 22.5 in 23.5 in 24.5 in 25.5 in 26.5 in 27.5 in 28.5 in -/+ 1.0 in
Chest (Full) 43.0 in 45.0 in 47.0 in 49.0 in 51.0 in 53.0 in 55.0 in 57.0 in -/+ 1.0 in
Length 26.5 in 27.3 in 28.2 in 29.0 in 29.8 in 30.6 in 31.4 in 32.3 in -/+ 1.0 in
Shoulder 18.2 in 19.0 in 19.8 in 20.6 in 21.4 in 22.2 in 23.0 in 23.8 in -/+ 1.0 in
Sleeve 25.3 in 25.8 in 26.3 in 26.8 in 27.3 in 27.8 in 28.3 in 28.8 in -/+ 1.0 in
How to Measure (BMJ / WAF / WZIP):
• Chest / Bust: Measure across the fullest part of the chest (or laid flat × 2).
• Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder seam down to the bottom hem.
• Fit Tip: All 3D garments are cut & sewn to order. If you prefer a looser fit, order 1 size up.
Official SG Fulfillment 3D Varsity Baseball Jacket (Code: BJ)
Material: Scuba / Brushed Varsity Knit • Snap / Zip Front • Sizes S to 5XL
SG Code: BJ
Measurement S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL TOLERANCE
Chest (Full) 44.1 in 46.5 in 48.8 in 51.2 in 53.5 in 55.9 in 58.3 in 60.6 in -/+ 1.0 in
Length 26.4 in 27.4 in 28.3 in 29.3 in 30.3 in 31.3 in 32.3 in 33.3 in -/+ 1.0 in
Raglan Sleeve 30.1 in 30.9 in 31.7 in 32.5 in 33.3 in 34.1 in 34.8 in 35.6 in -/+ 1.0 in
How to Measure (BJ):
• Chest / Bust: Measure across the fullest part of the chest (or laid flat × 2).
• Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder seam down to the bottom hem.
• Fit Tip: All 3D garments are cut & sewn to order. If you prefer a looser fit, order 1 size up.
Official SG Fulfillment 3D Authentic Hockey Jersey (Code: EY)
Material: Pro Mesh Fabric • Lace-Up / V-Neck Collar • Sizes XS to 5XL
SG Code: EY
Measurement XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL TOLERANCE
Chest (Full) 42.0 in 44.0 in 46.0 in 48.0 in 50.0 in 52.0 in 54.0 in 56.0 in 58.0 in -/+ 1.0 in
Length 28.0 in 29.0 in 30.0 in 31.0 in 32.0 in 33.0 in 34.0 in 35.0 in 36.0 in -/+ 1.0 in
Shoulder 21.0 in 22.0 in 23.0 in 24.0 in 25.0 in 26.0 in 27.0 in 28.0 in 29.0 in -/+ 1.0 in
Sleeve 20.5 in 21.0 in 21.5 in 22.0 in 22.5 in 23.0 in 23.5 in 24.0 in 24.5 in -/+ 1.0 in
How to Measure (EY):
• Chest / Bust: Measure across the fullest part of the chest (or laid flat × 2).
• Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder seam down to the bottom hem.
• Fit Tip: All 3D garments are cut & sewn to order. If you prefer a looser fit, order 1 size up.
Official SG Fulfillment 3D Basketball Jersey (Codes: LBX / YBX)
Material: Moisture-Wicking Bird-Eye Mesh • Sleeveless Athletic Cut • Sizes S to 5XL
SG Code: LBX / YBX
Measurement S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL TOLERANCE
Chest (Full) 38.6 in 40.9 in 43.3 in 45.7 in 48.0 in 50.4 in 52.8 in 55.1 in -/+ 1.0 in
Length 28.3 in 29.1 in 29.9 in 30.7 in 31.5 in 32.3 in 33.1 in 33.9 in -/+ 1.0 in
How to Measure (LBX / YBX):
• Chest / Bust: Measure across the fullest part of the chest (or laid flat × 2).
• Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder seam down to the bottom hem.
• Fit Tip: All 3D garments are cut & sewn to order. If you prefer a looser fit, order 1 size up.
Official SG Fulfillment 3D All-Over-Print Long Sleeve Shirt (Code: CX)
Material: Scuba / Milk Silk (180g) • Crewneck Long Sleeve • Sizes XS to 6XL
SG Code: CX
Measurement XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL 6XL TOLERANCE
Chest (Full) 37.8 in 39.4 in 42.5 in 45.7 in 48.8 in 52.0 in 55.1 in 58.3 in 61.4 in 64.6 in -/+ 1.0 in
Length 25.6 in 26.4 in 27.6 in 28.7 in 29.9 in 31.1 in 32.3 in 33.5 in 34.6 in 35.8 in -/+ 1.0 in
Shoulder 16.5 in 17.3 in 18.1 in 18.9 in 19.7 in 20.5 in 21.3 in 22.0 in 22.8 in 23.6 in -/+ 1.0 in
Sleeve 23.2 in 23.6 in 24.0 in 24.4 in 24.8 in 25.2 in 25.6 in 26.0 in 26.4 in 26.8 in -/+ 1.0 in
How to Measure (CX):
• Chest / Bust: Measure across the fullest part of the chest (or laid flat × 2).
• Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder seam down to the bottom hem.
• Fit Tip: All 3D garments are cut & sewn to order. If you prefer a looser fit, order 1 size up.

Product Specifications

Available Sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, 6XL
Craftsmanship Artisan-Selected Materials & Precision Hardware
Design (1–2d) + 3D Shirt Production (~3d) 3–5 business days (Design 1–2 business days + 3d apparel production ~3 business days (shipped from china: 7–15 business days; remote & military addresses take longer))
Shipping & Delivery 7–15 business days Tracked · Est. arrival: Nov 13 – Nov 23
Packaging Signature Protective Dust Cover, Tissue Wrap & Reinforced Parcel Box
Reference / SKU CLH-LM-698721

Product Care & Maintenance Guide

CareClean gently according to the garment or material care label.
DryingAir dry naturally away from direct sunlight or artificial heat.
StorageStore in the provided protective pouch in a cool, dry wardrobe.

Design & Production Timeline

Every made-to-order piece at BMHX Shop goes through dedicated artwork design preparation and quality-controlled production before dispatch:

  • 🎨 Design & Artwork Preparation Time (All Items): 1–2 business days.
  • 👕 2D & 3D Shirts / Apparel Production Time (T-Shirts, Sweatshirts, Hoodies, Hawaiian Shirts, Jerseys, Ugly Sweaters): Approximately 3 business days (plus 1–2 business days design time).
  • 🎁 Non-Shirt / Other Products Production Time (Hats, Shoes, Bags, Mugs, Tumblers, Ornaments, Blankets, Bedding, Home Decor & Accessories): Maximum 7 business days (plus 1–2 business days design time).

Packaging Standard: Signature Protective Dust Cover, Tissue Wrap & Reinforced Parcel Box.

Shipping Transit Time & Live Tracking

  • 🇺🇸 2D Products Shipping (From US Facility): 3–7 business days via USPS / UPS / DHL eCommerce after production.
  • 🌏 3D & Custom Overseas Products Shipping (From China Atelier): 7–15 business days via International Tracked Express after production.
  • ⚠️ Remote & Military Addresses Note: Deliveries to remote/rural regions, Alaska, Hawaii, and APO/FPO/DPO military addresses may require additional transit time beyond standard estimates.
  • Estimated Delivery Window for This Item: Nov 13 – Nov 23

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